Wednesday, April 02, 2008

finally... an update & a contest

I'm so sorry for the delay... I think this is the longest I've gone without updating my poor blog. soooooooooo...let's start out with some laughs...

Kids are Quick


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.
_________________________________________

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
________________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
___
______________________________________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we

didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_____________________________________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
_________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's

cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father

didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
______________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before

eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
_______________________________________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same

as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
___________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.




all paint & doodle lovers will jump for joy with this...


Brought to you by popular demand - the alpha set from our Spring It On Collaboration.

This is the exact same alpha set that is included in the kit. One super fun double A-Z.

Each letter has two different colored painted doodles for your creative fun. BONUS included in zip


Need a little ease to make your creative masterpieces?

How about this little set of 4 beautiful 12x12 quick pages created by Sara Ellis using the super fun artsy painty Spring It On Collaboration kit (by Sara Ellis and Danielle Engebretsen).

This is so dandy for making gift albums and creating quick layouts, just add your photos underneath these PNG files and your journaling to these ready-made pages! Sha-zam... you're done!

album #1

and.....album #2


buy both together and SAVE 30%
and.......... the actual coordinating page kit, Spring It On

__________________

and.. yes... this is Scrap for Hire/Others OK (just like the rest of my personal use items)

a couple of my FAVE layouts...





















by jenbalding

and...





















by TeresaP



****did you see my super generous coupon in this month's DST Insider?????

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

CONTEST TIME------->

I'm adding a 2nd store again.....

Can you guess where it is??? I'll give you almost 24 hours (until 11:59pm PST Thurs - 2:59am Fri EST) to guess where I will be joining. If more than one person guess the correct store, I will pick one random winner.

The grand prize???? My newest very soon to be released paper collection, Color Wheel (72 total papers & each one has a diff texture)

Runners up might be receiving a little surprise too... who knows .... LOL... keep your fingers crossed

you must leave your reply here... and you MUST leave your e-mail address if you want a shot at a fun prize :)

13 comments:

Caylynn said...

I will guess Purple Paper Flowers!

akhn said...

congrats :)

I think it's the dish, scrapdish

akhn75@hotmail.com

Jane said...

Love the teacher jokes. :)

Anonymous said...

I think it is funky playground ;) sorry I can't seem to get signed into blogger & I get too much spam already to leave my e-mail in an open post. If I won, split my prize with some of the other posters.

Heather said...

Those jokes are funny! And I love that alpha! Cute stuff!

I'm going to say Polka Dot Potato? Though, who knows, it could be PPF. I haven't checked the designer forum in a couple of days cuz of kids stuff. LOL Did I miss an announcement?

Char @ DigiScrapChat said...

Fun stuff!! I have no idea what new store... how about thedigichick?

Jess said...

those jokes are to funny!
congrats on the new store!

Margie said...

I enjoyed your jokes :) Love the QP's!

AfriDigiDiva said...

Thanks for the laughs!

Barb said...

Cute jokes!

Mary said...

Wow, that spring kit is humoungous! love the alpha and the layouts your hi-lighting!
PPFlowers my guess.

Anonymous said...

Cute jokes!I;m gonna guess Pickleberry Pop:)

bergstromfarms@yahoo.com

Carjazi - aka Diane said...

It has been awhile. Lovin the new alpha. I'd say that you were off to open a new store at Pickleberry Pop. Hows that for a different store, lol. Thanks for the jokes, brought a smile to my face.

LinkWithin

Related Posts with Thumbnails