Kids are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
all paint & doodle lovers will jump for joy with this...
Brought to you by popular demand - the alpha set from our Spring It On Collaboration.
This is the exact same alpha set that is included in the kit. One super fun double A-Z.
Each letter has two different colored painted doodles for your creative fun. BONUS included in zip
Need a little ease to make your creative masterpieces?
How about this little set of 4 beautiful 12x12 quick pages created by Sara Ellis using the super fun artsy painty Spring It On Collaboration kit (by Sara Ellis and Danielle Engebretsen).
This is so dandy for making gift albums and creating quick layouts, just add your photos underneath these PNG files and your journaling to these ready-made pages! Sha-zam... you're done!
album #1
and.....album #2
buy both together and SAVE 30% and.......... the actual coordinating page kit, Spring It On
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and.. yes... this is Scrap for Hire/Others OK (just like the rest of my personal use items)
a couple of my FAVE layouts...
by jenbalding
and...
by TeresaP
****did you see my super generous coupon in this month's DST Insider?????
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CONTEST TIME------->
I'm adding a 2nd store again.....
Can you guess where it is??? I'll give you almost 24 hours (until 11:59pm PST Thurs - 2:59am Fri EST) to guess where I will be joining. If more than one person guess the correct store, I will pick one random winner.
The grand prize???? My newest very soon to be released paper collection, Color Wheel (72 total papers & each one has a diff texture)
Runners up might be receiving a little surprise too... who knows .... LOL... keep your fingers crossed
you must leave your reply here... and you MUST leave your e-mail address if you want a shot at a fun prize :)
13 comments:
I will guess Purple Paper Flowers!
congrats :)
I think it's the dish, scrapdish
akhn75@hotmail.com
Love the teacher jokes. :)
I think it is funky playground ;) sorry I can't seem to get signed into blogger & I get too much spam already to leave my e-mail in an open post. If I won, split my prize with some of the other posters.
Those jokes are funny! And I love that alpha! Cute stuff!
I'm going to say Polka Dot Potato? Though, who knows, it could be PPF. I haven't checked the designer forum in a couple of days cuz of kids stuff. LOL Did I miss an announcement?
Fun stuff!! I have no idea what new store... how about thedigichick?
those jokes are to funny!
congrats on the new store!
I enjoyed your jokes :) Love the QP's!
Thanks for the laughs!
Cute jokes!
Wow, that spring kit is humoungous! love the alpha and the layouts your hi-lighting!
PPFlowers my guess.
Cute jokes!I;m gonna guess Pickleberry Pop:)
bergstromfarms@yahoo.com
It has been awhile. Lovin the new alpha. I'd say that you were off to open a new store at Pickleberry Pop. Hows that for a different store, lol. Thanks for the jokes, brought a smile to my face.
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