I'm back now to ramble like I usually do :) ........LOL.... Is that a good thing for you or a little chuckle????
wellll....how about starting with a good chuckle.............
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died
peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the
passengers in his car."
2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you
get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's
not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into
doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night,
drop them off at the wrong house."
5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball
and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the
infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."
6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and
we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend
wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice.
There should be severance pay, the day before they leave
you, they should have to find you a temp."
7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took
her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said,
'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have
better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
authors of that study: "Duh."
9) "Why does have a seafood restaurant?? I'm
halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....
I could be eating a slow learner."
10) "I think that's how got started. Bunch of
people in said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime
and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough.
Let's go west.'"
11) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the
impersonators would be dead."
12) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
13) "My parents didn't want to move to ,
but they turned sixty and that's the law."
14) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in
case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line
from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that?
What, do tall people burn slower?"
15) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many.
Monogamy is the same."
16) "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a
member of Congress.. But I repeat myself."
17) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.
At least they can find Afghanistan ."
--A. Whitney Brown
18) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog,
and the dog will give you a look that says,
'My God, you're right!
I never would've thought of that!'"
19) Do you know why they call it "PMS"?
Because "" was taken.
-- Unknown, presumed deceased
20) "Everybody's got to believe in something.
I believe I'll have another beer."
a few days ago I started a thread at DST about roasts because I've always had issues......
I've found out that I never gave them enough time to cook...... I thought I would over-cook them if I let them go all day...well, silly me!............. this thread has turned out to be outstanding..there are soooooo many great tips there.............please feel free to grab a recipe or 2 or 3 for yourself
now.... time to share my funny bad day from yesterday with you.....
my dh decided to work from home yesterday because he had a headache.... ok, fine...no biggie, right?????? HA!!!!!! Guess what I forgot?????? It was his birthday!!!!!! oooooops! It finally dawned on me when I left to pick up Hudson from preschool. uh-ho! he called me shortly after I picked up Hudson and asked if I knew what today was, I told him happy birthday then & told him he spoiled the big surprise I was going to do later (something I still needed to figure out..which I ended up not doing)...........I dropped Hudson and Griffin off at my MIL's to spend the night. She had asked a few days ago if they could since her dh was going to be out of town. She told me yesterday that she offered so that we could also go out to eat.......for his birthday dinner! ....... HELLO! I told her she should have clued me in to that earlier since I totally forgot about it. Griffin turned 2 five days earlier, so that is the only birthday I was only thinking about. We ended up staying home and enjoyed colossal king crab legs and baked potatoes.....and then he pouted and went to sleep early. MEN! Instead of 41, he acted like he was 4. It was kind of funny.
but....besides that.............. I received a phone call when I was at the grocery store in the early evening from ADT Security.... my friend's burglar alarm went off & I'm the contact for it.....talk about a mini panic......her house/dog sitter accidently set off the alarm ...... OOPS!
then...... at home..... I was rearranging some beer bottles in the fridge (making room for some groceries) and I dropped one..SPLAT! ...it's a good thing we have tile in there
ok......... I'm super super excited about my newest kit, it's a collab with the ever so fabulous Jeannie Papai called Sweet Water Taffy - so yummy and sweet you can't resist it
8 textured solid papers
18 textured patterned papers
2 strand of beads
1 wavy border
3 painted glittered foil flowers
1 painted glittered foil leaf
1 painted frame
1 photo cluster
1 bent frame
3 frames with ribbon wraps
1 plain frame
1 glitter border overlay
3 paint splotches
2 curly gingham ribbons
2 black wordarts (easy to recolor)
8 circle stitchings
7 sequin strands
4 satin ribbon flowers
1 painted cardboard flower
1 painted cardboard leaf
1 decorative safety pin
1 alpha (upper a-z)
1 12x12 PSD template
papers and elements packs available separately ........or purchase both of them together for a discounted price (plus get an extra bonus coupon)
ok..that's it for now.... I have to go hop on that train for blogville and then get ready for a MOMS Club meeting
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